I am over winter. Unfortch, winter isn't over. This morning I considered entering an ice sculpture contest as I chipped away at a block of ice and then drove away in it.
As always, my solution is to strengthen my personal batallions. Behold the latest addition. Lined in shearling. Totally waterproof. Uncannily streamlined - flattering even - for a hardworking winter boot (thank you toggle pulls). Strong, gripping sole. This is a boot you want on your team helping to kick winter down. Our other new best friend? Punxsutawney Phil.
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