
True Story:
Here     I am sitting in front of the computer trying to decide what to cover  in this post, when I hear a terrible retching coming from   the  floor.  Dorothy, my darling dapple dachshund, is, ahem, regurgitating her  dinner on the  rug.  Not  once, not twice, not three times nor four, but  FIVE times.  All on  the  rug. Not just her dinner, but mine as well.  (Apparently someone got into the lamb saagwala while I  wasn't   looking.)  Joke's on her? Or, me. As I soak and dab at this mess,  Dorothy is  trying to  gobble up the  giant piece of lamb and unchewed   kibble she has  just deposited all over the nubby rug. Um, Gross. You  kiss your mother with that mouth???
 Dogs are dirty.
They must be cleaned.
  This shampoo and conditioner are the best. The scent is called WOODS,  and it's lovely: fresh and earthy (but not hippie-ish ). The ingredients  are 100% natural, mostly organic, pH balanced for dogs, and dye and  sulfate-free. It's made from all kinds of delicious hard-working  ingredients: green tea extract to keep the bugs away, rosemary and  peppermint to stimulate and heal skin and jojoba oil and wheat protein  to moisturize and protect. Dorothy, when she's not wrecking my rug,  receives a lot of complements on her soft , shiny coat. And you guys, I  am not even kidding, I have used it myself when I've run out of shampoo  and conditioner. Worked great, smelled great. Am I over-sharing? It says  right on the bottle: Good for dogs, people and the environment, just  don't drink it or use it on your cat! Now, if I can just get Dorothy to  brush her teeth...
 
 
 
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