Isn't this weird and special and must-have-y? Don't you wonder what this little boy did to get turned into a boy-faced deer? Isn't it a dear? Don't you want to put soy sauce in it? Or maybe homemade salad dressing? Do you want to know my go-to salad dressing recipe? It's sort of perfect. Passed down from my Dad's side. I eat it daily. I am willing to share it with you. It's easy. Ready?
Crush a clove of garlic with the back of a fork.
Add salt and pepper and **mustard powder** (this is key, not just a dijon situation)
Mush it all around into a paste.
Add your most delicious olive oil and fresh squeezed lemon.
Whisk about until emulsified.
Adjust ingredients to taste.